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:: Choose engineers? :: March 8, 2007

Posted by Minci 先生 in Everyday Life, Just For Fun.
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I would like to thank daju for forwarding this thing to me. At then end of the email, there was this statement from the person who initially forwarded this to her, I think. It was something like ‘cut my throat on this’. Well dear, you may as well cut mine too. haha

Reading these 3 advantages of getting an engineer as your other half, I think the medical school graduate is underrated. Why? well..read on.

The engineer version [mmg ah copy paste sajorr]

>Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
>An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
>secure lifestyle. At 27 years
>old, an engineer probably has a respectable,
>stable job that gives him
>high income to own a car, invest, have a
>comfortable life, and get married
>and buy a house too. Law graduates are still
>working as a lowly apprentice
>in law firm, most management graduates have
>just failed on their first
>business plan, the arts graduate is still
>looking for a job, and the
>medical school graduate is still living in a
>hospital. —
>
>
>Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
>An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
>unimaginable amount of his time and
>effort to understand you. Engineers strain
>really really hard to understand
>their work. You can believe that they will try
>really really hard to
>understand women too, just like how they
>understand their work, once they
>believe that you are the one. So even if they
>don’t understand you
>initially, they will keep on trying. Even if
>they still do not understand,
>they will figure out the correct method to keep
>you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week’s
>worth of happiness.) And once
>they find out the secret
>formula, they will just keep on repeating it so
>that the desired results
>appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with
>you, the Management graduate
>who will try to control your spending, the Arts
>graduate who will ‘change
>major’, and the medical school graduate who will
>operate on you.
And you
>know what, it’s really so easy to make engineers
>believe that you are the
>’one’. Say that you like one of their projects
>and they will be hooked to
>you forever.-
>
>
>Advantage 3:
>An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
>trust.
Let me first tell you
>what is wrong with the rest of the others – the
>lawyers will lie about
>everything, management graduates will cheat your
>money, the arts graduate
>will flirt, and you probably just look like
>another cadaver to the medical
>school graduate
. Your engineer boyfriend is
>either too busy to have an
>affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to
>lie to you about that.
>Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend
>that you will ever find
>- rich enough, will keep on trying to understand
>and please you, has no
>time
>for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So
>girls, why procrastinate?
>Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

Now.. how about medical school graduates?

Advantage 1 : Secure lifestyle

Forget being 27 years old, as soon as a medical student graduates, it’s almost guaranteed that he will get a job, thus a  salary. And if you still insist on that 27 years old thing, with the MMC in practice (properly) , your guy could become a consultant in general medicine in 4 years. Depending on how you’d define security, I think a med student graduate is still a catch – at least in the long term run. There will always be sick people and even if the whole population is healthy, you’d still need doctors to monitor your health.

Advantage 2 : Unmatchable industriousness

UH.. helloooo…. how do you think he managed to graduate in the first place? Through his teeth meh? So you say engineers keep trying to figure out women with all this formula.. bla bla bla.. yada yada yada.. well ladies.. doctors would never take you for granted no matter how petty the matter may seem to you. He will understand the problem as YOU see it, find the root of the problem, investigate if necessary and then solve it with their outmost dedication – with every muscle fibre and neurons that they have! He will make sure the problem would never resurface again. He WILL handle you with care !

Advantage 3 : A DOCTOR boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Well.. he graduated from med school at a much older age than his friends from other courses. If he’s not in a relationship with you now.. well, I guess he’ll need all the luck in the world to settle down with a nice lady before he comes to an age when ladies would find him undesirable. Plus, motif sangat tak bersyukur ada orang nak share hidup ‘ bersakit2 dahulu, berenang2 kemudian’ with you. People do wonder why successful old men don’t marry – popular assumptions include  being gay/picky/unbearable. Take your pick.

Maybe I should do a ‘choose a doctor as ur GF’ version.. hahaha.. tuh ibarat promo diri sendre.. 😛
 

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Comments»

1. Puteri Nad :-) - March 8, 2007

ah medical school graduate..can owez give u MC when u r in need of a few days restraightening ur crooked brain..hahahaha

2. little healer - March 9, 2007

haha.. and if i need dat, i’ll go to u..

3. daju - March 9, 2007

hehehh…ade kebenarannye nye jgak for your medical school graduate argument..if dpt bf cm derek shepherd in GA ok gakk..sweeettt..haha
and to nad, hehheh..btol2..dpt MC free best gak ekk..~

4. Puteri Nad :-) - March 9, 2007

and then kan..macam2 lagi daju..beside that..
medikal check up free..
bimanual exam free

5. kaSyah - July 7, 2007

huhu..u should do that entry .’choose a doctor as ur GF’ . nak tahu gak nape?haha


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