:: The bra tale October 18, 2007Posted by Minci 先生 in Just For Fun.
A husband had this romantic wave to him one day and decided to buy his wife a set of lingeries. Since he was a partial idiot, he didn’t even think of looking at the labels on his wife’s bra and decided to measure his wife’s breast by cupping it while she’s asleep. He did just that and slept throughout the night with his fingers spread wide open – the size of the breast.
A Lingerie Chest (Furniture.Com)
He woke up the next morning with his fingers still of the same position and took the bus to the store. It was full, there were no seats and he had to stand. The bus ride was horrifying and husband had a difficult time trying to ‘protect’ the bra-size hand. Unfortunately, he lost his balance and accidentally placed his hand on top of a bald man’s head as he was trying to stand himself up straight.
He arrived at the store, bought a set of pretty peach coloured lingerie and happily gave it to his wife at home. Her joy was quickly turned into a scowl when she discovered that they were too big for her.
“This is not my size!!!! It’s way toooo big!! Was this for another woman?”
She got so angry that she scissored the bra into half and threw it off the balcony. 5 floors down it fell and landed at the feet of two elderly gentlemen. They both looked up to see where it came from before picking up the ‘cups’ and said,
“This is a very nice and different-looking kopiah. Why would people want to throw it away?”
And they wore it to the masjid.